4 Rules for a successful relationship with your computer:

#1: Your computer is a member of your family. Get over your love hate issues. Like any favorite pet, it nags for handouts. When cared for properly, it nags less.

#2: Be clear about boundaries. Let

Your computer knows whose boss. Don’t be afraid to use the Power Cord Trump

card - meaning unplug it when

It gets too sassy.

#3: Work your conflict resolution skills. Hitting, punching or throwing is not okay.